Had my 'fortune' told yesterday via Tarot cards, by a witch nontheless (Seriously) *Going to come into a small amount of money, *re-connect with an old friend, *travel was on the cards, *Ive got a...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside? "The Lone Ranger said, "I do,...
I took my dog a walk in Preston Park today for a change. Big mistake. Brighton Naked Bike Ride was there when I arrived. I had no idea why all these men were walking around naked until I saw a sign...
Ahead of crippling walkouts, figures show that staff are paid 70 per cent above the national average. The average wage for a rail worker is £44,000 per annum and almost a third of all people working...
Why won't our Police look into this? It is not acceptable to bring these backward practices here and not expect repercussions. We do not allow our women to be beaten and they are equals with men. If...
I took advice and employed a cleaner through an agency something I thought I would never do. But I felt hubby was doing too much, although he denied it. So unexpectedly now I have a great new friend,...
morning, Saturday already and the weekend is here, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a friend for coffee...
Just watching Rayner on the BBC and I have to say I think she's pretty impressive, much more so than her clown boss. However... Can we draw a line under this ridiculous idea that Starmer is...
Len Goodman's little anecdote about his granny, years ago, describing curry powder as 'foreign muck' has been met by the BBC with disapproval. They have issued an apology - to whom is unclear. Perhaps...
Boris suggested at a major speech in Blackpool, that the UK work force must be prepared to take pay cuts to help the economy. On the day it is announced that it now takes £100 to fill the family car...
Serving members of Ukraine's military forces sentenced to death by Donetsk People's Republic, held by pro-Russian rebels and not internationally recognised....
Doctor, Doctor i have a lettuce stuck up my bum. It appears it is just the tip of the iceberg!. Doctor, Doctor. I have swallowed a roll of film.. Take this and see how it develops!....
Given what has been happening on our own shores over the last 4 or 5 days, the Russian invasion of Ukraine appears to have taken a back seat. So here's a bit of good news for the Ukrainians;...
A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf"
The doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?"
The man replies "Yes, Homer is yellow and fat, and Marge has blue hair"...
Boris wants everyone to forget about his duplicity and lies under partygate – fat chance. The 148 MPs who voted for him to resign did so because they know that with Boris as PM, come the next general...