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Yossa "gissus A Job"sugar

First it was Labour's ex P.M. Blair sniffing for Presidential favours and now we have a Labour peer in the job hunting market. No work in the UK?...
15:38 Wed 08th Mar 20174 answers, last by mikey4444 01:41 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

How much lower can this odious creep stoop? Who is it who keeps telling us ,"You have to have a long spoon to sup with the Devil?"...
10:40 Sun 05th Mar 201711 answers, last by gulliver1 18:27 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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Giant Mail On Saturday Xword

Word of warning I believe that the Quick clue 40D should read 'Loop'. It is written as leap which I think is a misprint. The cryptic clue is sound ,though, for the same answer. Hope that helps...
10:52 Sat 04th Mar 20174 answers, last by fiction-factory 13:07 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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Gi Insurance

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman...
10:58 Fri 03rd Mar 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:47 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Tesco Medical Centre

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Bill behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!' Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike...
10:11 Fri 03rd Mar 20172 answers, last by Butterbun 12:07 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Metro Cryptic Crossword

Time of year for the Chess championships? (6 , 6) Ihave : M???N?/ ??A?O? TIA...
17:52 Thu 02nd Mar 20172 answers, last by Dinapal 18:00 Thu 02nd Mar 2017
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Mexican Jews

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?" Abe replies,"I don't know,...
12:55 Thu 02nd Mar 20177 answers, last by Dinapal 10:14 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Heavenly Smile

Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in." God asks...
00:46 Sun 26th Feb 20171 answer, last by Jackdaw33 00:49 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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That's How Fights Start

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I...
00:38 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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Think About It.

The Queen says to Prince Philip "I don't know which hat to wear tomorrow, the mink or the fox?" Philip asks "Where are you going?" "Wigan" replies the Queen "Wear the fox hat" says Phil 'In Lancashire...
00:22 Sun 26th Feb 20173 answers, last by zebo 19:46 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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For Any Sir Cliff Richard Fans

Sir Cliff Richard announced he was to visit Japan for the very first time. Japanese television announce a competition and the winner would be brought to the studio to meet Sir Cliff. Mr Sakamoto from...
00:11 Sun 26th Feb 201711 answers, last by Jackdaw33 00:58 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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Aussie Tourism Website

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance...
23:43 Sat 25th Feb 20177 answers, last by jno 13:13 Sun 26th Feb 2017
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Kids In Church

KIDS IN CHURCH > > 3-year-old Reese > : > 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, > Harold is His name. > Amen.' > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > A little boy was overheard praying: > 'Lord, if...
14:12 Sat 25th Feb 20173 answers, last by 1581960 16:12 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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Three Sisters

Three Sisters............ Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.. One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts her foot in and pauses... She yells to the other sisters, "Was I...
14:00 Sat 25th Feb 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 14:04 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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Learning English

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives, when he realized that the one thing he had never taught them,...
13:42 Sat 25th Feb 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:58 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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The End Is Nigh

Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish in Southern Ireland, and Patrick is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says; ‘The...
11:12 Thu 23rd Feb 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:32 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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Clean Stand-Up Humour

> > > Some people miss the old kind of (Yiddish) humour. Not a single swear word in their comic routines as shown below: > > > A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you...
13:12 Wed 22nd Feb 20175 answers, last by Dinapal 14:29 Wed 22nd Feb 2017
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What A Coincidence

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a...
18:46 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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3 Aussies And A Fish Called W****r

Two Aussie builders (Patrick and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to...
18:37 Mon 20th Feb 20171 answer, last by 1ozzy 05:49 Tue 21st Feb 2017
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The Art Collector

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client:...
13:21 Mon 20th Feb 20172 answers, last by marval 17:21 Mon 20th Feb 2017

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