Guy had a lifelong fear of going to bed because of somebody being underneath. Psychiatrist advised that counseling three times a week for a year would cure him (£80/session). Psychiatrist didn't see...
Victor and Juliet Echo came up with the NATO phonetic alphabet one November while dancing the foxtrot and tango at a golf hotel in India after a few whiskeys and a kilo of charlie.
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a...
Now that the barbers have reopened, queues are so long that the staff have started handing out burgers and sausages.
10/10 - definitely the best barber queue I’ve been to....
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well,...
I remember one Christmas in the 70's when my sister was only 6. She got a peanut stuck in her ear and it could not be dislodged. My dad poured some chocolate in her ear and it came out a treat!
Trump is at a loose end so decides to take flying lessons.
"What are all these buttons for?" he asks
"To keep your shirt closed, Sir" comes the reply....
Bono, in an attempt to diversify his business income has released a new Satnav onto the market.
It’s rubbish, the streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for....