If I were to run a series of events and advertised that someone attending every event being involved could win a 18ct gold watch for free and at the end of the series I gave away a gold plated watch,...
On a forum that I use, I asked a question about an event that was being discussed. The thread starter is the promotor of the event and a moderator on the forum. He replied to my question with remarks...
My niece has a Apple Mac laptop. It is running on Mac OS 10.5.1 and she is trying to update the OS to 10.5.8 but it stops installing at about 10%. Any ideas ?
My niece has a Apple Mac laptop. It is running on Mac OS 10.5.1 and she is trying to update the OS to 10.5.8 but it stops installing at about 10%. Any ideas ?
A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter. "Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing...
I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and,...
Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a...
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my work has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will...
I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience. The starter was saurkraut, and it was bloody awful. But the wurst was yet to come.
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," The guy replies, "What...
Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over christmas,who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of them goes off,it could spell...
Visibility wasn't good the other day,when I got pulled over by a traffic cop doing 70mph. He said, "What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?" "I would put Mr Foot on Mr Brake", I replied. "Let...
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he...