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If I were to run a series of events and advertised that someone attending every event being involved could win a 18ct gold watch for free and at the end of the series I gave away a gold plated watch,...
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On a forum that I use, I asked a question about an event that was being discussed. The thread starter is the promotor of the event and a moderator on the forum. He replied to my question with remarks...
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If I were to hold an event such as a darts match and charged £20 to enter, and then provided a "free" bar. Would I need an alcohol licence?
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My niece has a Apple Mac laptop. It is running on Mac OS 10.5.1 and she is trying to update the OS to 10.5.8 but it stops installing at about 10%. Any ideas ?
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My niece has a Apple Mac laptop. It is running on Mac OS 10.5.1 and she is trying to update the OS to 10.5.8 but it stops installing at about 10%. Any ideas ?
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I've got black fly on a new cherry tree. Can any one help?
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A guy walks in to a kebab shop and is surprised to see Father Christmas serving behind the counter. "Santa!" he says. "What are you doing working here? Shouldn't you be up at the North Pole preparing...
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I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow. I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and,...
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MFI are on the brink of collapse, much like the kitchen cupboards I got from them
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Just got an advent calendar from Woolworths. All the windows were boarded up
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a...
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I had sex with my hooker last night. I feel terrible, it's going to make the scrum very awkward.
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my work has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will...
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Studies show 1 in 5 British teens are unable to peel an orange... It's a good job they've all got knives then.
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I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience. The starter was saurkraut, and it was bloody awful. But the wurst was yet to come.
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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," The guy replies, "What...
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Police are warning people to be on the lookout for Muslim suicide bombers over christmas,who are set to launch a wave of terror with a new 'Alphabet Bomb'. If one of them goes off,it could spell...
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Visibility wasn't good the other day,when I got pulled over by a traffic cop doing 70mph. He said, "What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?" "I would put Mr Foot on Mr Brake", I replied. "Let...
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he...

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