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ToraToraTora
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2024813/ayslum-seekers-befriending-tennis-sandwiches?int_source=nba "befriending services"? - Perlease make it across the channel and we'll take you to the... ...
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Rondy
One day long ago, a Czechoslovakian came to visit his friend in the UK. When asked what he wanted to see the Czechoslovakian replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in England." To his delight,...
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Canary42
This sort of thing [i] almost [i] gets me believing in compulsory euthanasia. Here's the link. . ....
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Rondy
A zoo-keeper at Chester zoo was wandering around the zoo when he heard this almighty, ear-splitting scream. He rushed over to the small animals section and he saw this bloke with a deathly white face,...
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marval
A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after...
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Shaglene
A small zoo in Yorkshire acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem....
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eastern
Whats the difference between a zoo in Europe and a zoo in the Philippines? In a European zoo they have the animal in the cage with a description on a board. In the Philippines they have the animal in...
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marval
A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after...
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Andyvon
Yes - this sounds a morbid question doesn't it! But it's something that's puzzled us for some time. My wife and I have just made our umpteenth visit to Monkey World as my wife has 'adopted' an...
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xlouisex
Does anyone know the song that goes: Daddies taking us to the zoo tomorrow the zoo tomorror the zoo tomorrow.....!! Its a kiddies song!!! wb
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Chipchopper
There what was a big celebration at the zoo yesterday, due to experts claiming that one of a buffalo herd has got to the ripe old age of 200 years! A zoo official said "This is extremely rare for them...
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wolf63
I love most animals but the nearer they get to our species the nastier they can be. Chimps are the worst - they kill for fun. These guys can be dangerous too- and they are clever little monkeys....
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Berniecuddles2
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity....
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naomi24
This video truly astonishing!! http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/drowning-baby-elephant-rescued-from-zoo-swimming-pool/news-story/06b6874bf793a2de0e7aa648f565a01f A real feel good...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cincinnati-zoo-critics-blame-parents-of-boy-as-anger-mounts-over-shooting-dead-of-gorilla-a7055796.html Many have said that they didn't, but what was...
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zabado
The head zoo keeper was writing a letter to another zoo keeper. It started. Dear Sir please send me two mongooses , he thought, no that can't be right and started his letter again, Dear sir please...
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Zacs-Master
I'm sure the regular R&S posters will be able to have fun with this http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/08/wont-go-back-to-creationist-zoo-bristol...
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lankeela
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it...
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excelsior-1
Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry starts on this when suddenly a bloody great fish leaps out and bites him....
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Jemisa
Two Gay Guys are visiting the Zoo. They come across a gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer,...

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