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2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏

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Dress Code

I went to the train spotters annual dinner and dance and everyone was wearing platforms.

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Hey!!

I looked out of my window and saw some guy in my garden, he was wearing a baseball cap, tennis shoes and a rugby shirt. I shouted to him, what's your game ??

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Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside

I was having a drink in the mermaid inn last night, when I overheard a woman say "I like to lay on the beach, myself but my other half likes to be in the sea"

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I was in a shoe shop yesterday, trying on a new pair of shoes, an assistant asked me how I was doing, so I told her they was too tight. She said, "try them with the tongue out" I said " iths no... ...

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Good Morning Vermivorous Ones

Hope your day is a good one, wherever you may be! Take care folks🤔

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Not Again

I went to see my doctor after I found myself saying everything twice. He gave me a repeat prescription

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Book Tital

Grow your own BY Al lotment

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Waey Wakey

Good morning all! Just polished off the last of the drinking chocolate, so it looks like its back to coffee. Have a good one Take care folks

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Good Morning All You Early Birds!

Saturday once more, seems like its T shirt weather round here. Hopefully some garden time if it don't rain. Take care Folks!

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From The Wrinklies Calendar

A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...

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Good Morning Chirpers And Sunshine Seekers

Dull and damp hereabouts, still It's supposed to brighten up later, bring it on! Take care folks! Bfn

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Top Of The Morning To You!

Wherever you are, where ever you're from, top of the morning to you! Take care folks and have a lovely day!

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In The Pub

This guy in the pub was telling loads of jokes about Motown singers, and I said to him how many Motown jokes do you know at "least a 100, and that's four tops"

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Fancy Dress Only

I noticed some folks were throwing a fancy dress party on our block, trouble was my girlfriend and I had no costumes to wear. I said to my GF "quick jump up on my back, we will get in somehow". A... ...

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Good Morning Early Birds

Hope you are all well and ready to welcome the sunrise, if not enjoy a lay in.

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The Call Of The Wild

Aka wet Tuesday! More rain, I'm sure we're getting someone else's weather. There must be a Sun up there (big round yellow thing) I have two choises : stay in or stay in, no contest! Take care... ...

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Monday's Soon Here Again

Good morning all! Hope you are well and good, maybe things will brighten up later. Take care folks

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I Cant Seem To Hold A Jab Down

The job on the farm didn't last long, the boss said that "sleeping on the job is unacceptable" so I took him to the tribunal, and said in my defence "well it was you who told me to count those... ...

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Diy

I was invited to a fancy dress party the other day, and decided to go dressed as a screwdriver. It turned a few heads, I must say!

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2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

Dress Code

Hey!!

Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside

Shoe Shop

Good Morning Vermivorous Ones

Not Again

Book Tital

Waey Wakey

Good Morning All You Early Birds!

From The Wrinklies Calendar

Good Morning Chirpers And Sunshine Seekers

Top Of The Morning To You!

In The Pub

Fancy Dress Only

Good Morning Early Birds

The Call Of The Wild

Monday's Soon Here Again

I Cant Seem To Hold A Jab Down

Diy

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