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Good Morning (Not So Early) Risers..

Wet and mild hereabouts, still it could be worse.  Hope your Monday is a good one😊. Take care folks
09:25 Mon 27th Nov 20231 answer, last by rowanwitch 09:33 Mon 27th Nov 2023
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Sold Out

I went to buy some apples oranges and grapes at the supermarket, but the shelves were bare, it turned out to be a fruitless journey
09:02 Sat 25th Nov 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:13 Sat 25th Nov 2023
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New Hobby

I was feeling bored, so a friend suggested I take up a new hobby, I decided to take up fencing, but my neighbour demanded I put it back  
07:19 Sat 25th Nov 20235 answers, last by Canary42 13:28 Sat 25th Nov 2023
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Good Morning All You Go Getters!

Saturdays soon come around again, next thing we know it'll be Christmas again. Whether you celebrate it or not, enjoy it. Be good and take care folks
06:59 Sat 25th Nov 20239 answers, last by Canary42 13:09 Sat 25th Nov 2023
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Well I Never!

A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book. He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!
07:54 Wed 22nd Nov 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:43 Thu 23rd Nov 2023
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Good Morning Cheapers

How's you doing, fine I hope. Take care folks
07:38 Wed 22nd Nov 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:16 Wed 22nd Nov 2023
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Something Fishy

As I was strolling along the promenade, I noticed a seagull with a crab claw lengthways in its beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!
06:49 Sun 19th Nov 20235 answers, last by zebo 16:29 Sun 19th Nov 2023
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Good Morning All!

Hope you have a nice day, what ever the weather. Take care folks
08:12 Sat 18th Nov 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:24 Sat 18th Nov 2023
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Good Morningearly Risers (Ish)

All the best to you, come rain or shine. Plans ? , I'll wait to see what the weathers up to. Take care folks
07:59 Thu 16th Nov 20235 answers, last by netibiza 08:40 Thu 16th Nov 2023
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Good Morning All, (Earlies?)

For once slept well, hope It's just not a one-off. Hope you're well and your day is a good one. Take care
08:31 Tue 14th Nov 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:07 Tue 14th Nov 2023
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How Does It Feel

A friend asked me, "what's it like to be standing in a hole filled with water?" I know he means well. Thanks, Tony B
09:04 Sat 11th Nov 2023
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Good Morning Early Birdies

Wishing you all a calm and peaceful day. Take care folks and enjoy the day. Remember those who fought for our freedom
07:31 Sat 11th Nov 202334 answers, last by pastafreak 13:14 Sat 11th Nov 2023
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Trafick Report

A van, carrying a load of Vick's sinex nasal spray, turned over on the motorway yesterday and shed its load. Amazingly the road was free of congestion for eight hours! 😄
07:58 Thu 09th Nov 2023
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Good Morning Early Birds

Yester day was like the season of squelch hereabouts, hoping for some dryer times today! Stay well. Take care folks
07:05 Thu 09th Nov 202310 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:16 Thu 09th Nov 2023
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Good Morning Early Birds

Not much good news about these days, so I hear myself saying, things can only get better, as I'm sure they will. It's been raining most of the night, hereabouts, and I'm glad I don't need to be... ...
06:39 Thu 02nd Nov 202326 answers, last by Countrylover 16:16 Thu 02nd Nov 2023
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No Not Rocket Science-

But I'm sure there must be an easy way to hang a wall clock, rather than just pot luck. TIA
10:12 Fri 27th Oct 20232 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 16:07 Fri 27th Oct 2023
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Clitter-Clatter

A guy turned up for a guided walk with cans of Guinness strapped to his feet. Well, He said the leaflet said "stout footwear recommended"
07:30 Fri 27th Oct 2023
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Talking Shop

A man approaches a member of staff at the supermarket and asks: - Excuse me madam, which is the best stuff for removing stains in the bathroom? Ammonia cleaner, came the sharp reply. Man: Sorry... ...
06:49 Fri 27th Oct 2023
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K9 Kennel

A car slowed down along the street, the window rolled down, and a man shouted: "Do you the Battersea dogs home?" I shouted back, No, I didn't know he had been away!
12:23 Thu 19th Oct 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:37 Thu 19th Oct 2023
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Mutant

I once saw a dog without a nose. "Really, how did it smell?" Blinking terrible!
12:10 Thu 19th Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 13:40 Thu 19th Oct 2023

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