FAO salla

[Sqad]

Leaving for the airport in 1 hours time and will see you in the usual place.Don't bother with that bloody awful thong and half cup underwired bra, as i have bought for you yellow French knickers and a matching camisole....in satin of course.
LUVU

[Bbbananas]

Message received and understood Oh My Lord.
Rodger Rodger (hopefully) later kiss kiss kiss

But, please, yellow????????????

[B00]

Yellow?

Nice, she'll look like shes peed herself, very romantic!

Oh n' g'mornin

[Bbbananas]

Morning boo!
Glad you get what I mean over yellow? That is just not a good colour for underwear is it?

[WELSHYORKIE]

Just watch out, Sal, he's been talking about clap clinics all week!!!

[Bbbananas]

I have a cure for that welshy..... but it won't be a pretty sight or a painless experience for him!

[B00]

no salla, it's really not, lol.

Still...errr....enjoy???

[WELSHYORKIE]

I was going to say are you going to give him a small prick but...........................

[Bbbananas]

No welshy - It sounds to me the other way round.....

[WELSHYORKIE]

Thought so.........

[Bbbananas]

:-)

[AB Editor]

Did this have to be the first thing I read in the morning?

[Bbbananas]

He started it......

[mccfluff]

yellow, sqad please, i thought you had good taste in undies, yellow???

[Bbbananas]

Lemon would be worse I suppose.....

[albaqwerty]

I'm just going to mention I'm rofl rather than pmsl :D

[Ankou]

no point in buying white, she might pee herself laughing when he wrestles his winkle out anyway.

[Bbbananas]

My bladder muscles are very well developed thank you ankou. (The only ones that are....) No matter how wrinkly, deformed or petite his todger, I should be able to keep the wee in.

[TheOtherHalf]

Salla, arent you going to be too late to catch that plane ? I know its hard to drag yourself away from here but just think about that lovely weekend you are going to

[Bbbananas]

No ToH - he comes to me. I never chase after my men, I make them do the running.

[icemaiden]

Omg-This is better than tv!