AnswerBank April Newsletter

[AB Editor]

Afternoon,

Got a new one for you. It should be nestled snugly in your inbox this afternoon at some point!

For those who aren't subscribed, you can read my copy here:

http://info.theanswer..._123707459_180483_543

[vivandorron]

Hi Ed.....I have read your interesting newsletter and couldn't resist responding to item No.9

Ron.

[AB Editor]

You should be extradited for that joke. I suggest calling your human rights lawyer before Theresa May comes after you.

[chaptazbru]

Gosh, I'm impressed, I have the new Thread of the Week. Fame at last !

[jno]

should we ban professional runners from the human race... hang on, let me read that again

[AB Editor]

"Should we ban professional runners from the human race."

:)

[rowanwitch]

Thank you Ed... could you include the next section of the apostheotic calendar in the next one to help the faithful in their observances

[AB Editor]

Will do Rowan :)

[rowanwitch]

Thank you... Our numbers are slowly growing....

[vivandorron]

Ed...You may not believe this.

However, following your response to me in this thread, I have received a telephone call from the Home Office. It's my guess that someone in AB has reported me for being a threat to yourself and all other humourists within the site.... No way am I suggesting that it was you.!!

Nevertheless, I have been informed that, if I continue to publish any material which cannot be substantiated as actual fact, I risk the possibility of being castrated (or was it incarcerated) within the dungeons of AB Towers.

I dread the thought and now remain frightened to joke about anything. ....Ron. ☺☺☺