Heres some jokes to bring a smile to all your faces..............................

[hailthechimp]

This is not directed at anyone in particular and i will be doing some "thin" jokes to balance it.

steves so fat, he shows up on radar.

steves so fat, he leaves footprints in solid concrete!

steves so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."


steves so fat, he has his own area code.

steves so fat NASA orbits satellites around him.

steves so fat he has to wake up in sections.

steve has so many double chins he looks like he is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.( my favourite)


steves so fat, when he broke his leg, gravy poured out!

steves so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.

steves so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power tenerefe for a month!

steve and gobbos in the pub, steve says, "Your round."
gobbo replys "So are you, you fat pig!"

gobbos so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.

They're so fat they were baptized at Sea World.

gobbos so fat, they had they're baby pictures taken by satellite.

gobbos so fat, people jog around him for exercise.



gobbos so fat that his belly button makes an echo

gobbos so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

gobbos so fat, on Halloween he says "Trick or Meatloaf!"

gobbos so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to his GOOD side. LOL! Have a super friday everyone and lets all get drunk and enjoy ourselves tonight as lifes to short Not to have fun,leg and knobby id appreciate if you did'nt ATTEMPT to abuse me or other users for one day.

[legendis.god]

monkey eyes


lol


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[daniela31]

reported as abusive.

[legendis.god]

whos obsessed?







lol

[Gormless]

Unreported as amusing.

[hailthechimp]

Good to see thyat you can take this joke exactly for what it is leg.

Daniela,are you serious?

[logic]

wow

[legendis.god]

I have managed in 1 evening to gain control of the chimp , make him reveal himself as a freak , and an obsessive abusive user.


not bad for a few hours work





lol





i am the organ grinder




dance chimpette

dance





lol

[legendis.god]

oh

reported as abusive tooo




lol

[hailthechimp]

LOL,cheers gormless,nothing like a laugh at no-ones expense while having my morning coffee.

[hailthechimp]

Abusive to who? I work with two fellas, "garry gobbo" and "sweaty steve" and they txt me this joke! HONEST!

[legendis.god]

lol at the architect



lol



workin in the dole queue


lmao

[craft1948]

chimp I'm upset now 'cos I'm not exactly thin.......................................................................................lol

[Gormless]

chimp, he REALLY believes he has you dancing to his tune!

Have you seen the sheer volume he has posted this morning? All that lovely sun, sea, and sand, and he is hunched over a keyboard. Organ grinder? No, he is the monkey on a lead.

[hailthechimp]

Gormless it beggars disbelief that he would shun the outside world instead investing all of his time in a cyber world,maybe its because here he thinks he is "legend the rich playboy who everyone loves" when the sad reality is "leg,the pie eating part time market stall worker selling cr@ppy sex keyrings" LOL"

[legendis.god]

nokia n95



sun


sand



sex


and internet












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[legendis.god]

dance


2 chimps

lol

i amthe puppet master



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feel the power

[hailthechimp]

LOL! Why are you using a nokia 95,did you have to sell your lappy for a pint of melted butter and a kebab last night?

[monkeyeyes]

Legend - I think you have confused ME with hailthechimp.

I'm flattered that I have made such an impression upon you that you have remembered my profession...........but I really have better things to do than make up childish jokes at your expense; tempting though the thought may be.

I have only recently returned to this board and it still seems to be dominated by 'the usual suspects'; which is a shame.

Some of the recent posts have been quite illuminating, however, these are generally ones to which you haven't contributed.

[legendis.god]

lol



can i have fries with that monkey ???


lol

[hailthechimp]

Puppet master? well if you could harness just 1% of this magnificent puppet power you claim yo have and used it for women maybe you'd break your virginity one day? LOL!