Do you have a Gnome at home?

[AB Editor]

Afternoon.

Do any of you have garden gnomes?

We were thinking we might like to use the AnswerGnome a bit more, but thought it might also be a good idea to see if any of you would be willing to submit pictures of your Gnomes to us for possible official AnswerBank use?

Currently, as you may have noticed, we look like this:



If you do have a gnome about the house or garden, why not snap us a pic and send it to [email protected]

The top entry will receive a FREE AnswerBank GOLD account.

All the best,

Spare Ed

[ladybird49]

Tacky

[AB Editor]

Amazing first response.

[mrs_overall]

Hang on, before I expose my gnome to all and sundry I want further info on this Gold account.
Does it involve heavily discounted holidays to the Caribbean etc?

[AB Editor]

That information is for GOLD account holders only.

Spare

[mazie]

I have a Gordon the Gnome somewhere in the kids bit of garden...I'll have a look tomorrow and get a pic Ed Whats a Gold account?

[woofgang]

I've got two garden gargoyles, can they enter?

[pa___ul3]

gno I do gnot.

[ChuckFickens]

Best I can manage is I'm facebook friends with a sock!

[mazie]

LOL, you just made that up didn't you Ed?....there is no GOLD account

[Bbbananas]

I had two pornographic gnomes which I used to plant in my friend's gardens overnight or when they were away.... trouble is, Lil freaked out and thought she had a stalker, rang her brother who is an ex-copper and he came round and took custody of them.

I haven't seen them since - this was last September.

I was so proud of them.

[mrs_overall]

No Gold account, no photo of my gnome.

BTW, the walls at AB towers need pointing, and you've got loads of weeds

[mazie]

I have a few gargoyles as well

[AB Editor]

I am sure someone else with a GOLD account will explain it shortly. I definitely didn't make it up.

[douglas9401]

I have two gnomes in their boxes in the loft. Unfortunately they're Sky Gnomes, short range devices for taking radio around the house or into the garden via the Sky TV box.
Sadly the little chap in the photo is more likely to bring Planet Rock to my patio since the RF out on my Sky+ box is either faulty, just for decoration or incompatible with the Gnome.
Do I win £5.00?

[mrs_overall]

I dont qualify for a Gold account cos I know it stands for

Geriatric
Old
Ladies
Discount

[DEN53]

Ed - this gnome looks very similar to the one that was taken from Doc's garden the other day. hmmmm - Also, should he be holding a fishing rod, or are his hands like that for a reason (:0 (

[ChuckFickens]

The gold account it worth it if only for the proper coffee in the tea room.

[mazie]

so why wouldn't you qualify mrs_o ?

[mrs_overall]

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