Alternative AB

[Arti]

I'm proposing an Alternative Answerbank. It's going to be called QuestionBank. Here's my first post:
Yes, you'll need two dogs, a can of spam and a monkey wrench.

[funnygirl]

Only??

[mike11111]

Perhaps there was some grit in the Vaseline.

[Postdog]

sod it, no can of spam.....

[askyourgran]

Oh I have the spam but only one dog, is this an S&M thread or M&Ms

[Maydup]

No dogs, no spam? Try using a couple of cushions and a tin of beans. Its not half as effective obviously but does as a poor man's version.

[askyourgran]

Ok when does it start, do I open the beans now?

[Arti]

Yes, Invio, you can use corned beef instead.
Askyourgran: no, it's smarties.
maidup: are you serious??!! Cushions? What are you trying to do to me?
Mike: lol, yes, the lubricant did have a lot of determination.
Postdog: see maidup
Funny girl: just, yes.
Planky: too late! I forced. Not easy with spam.

[Mick-Talbot]

What The Funicular....? ok i have been drinking........but.... What The Funicular

[Arti]

Aar, Mick, are you all confused? lol ;)

[DTCwordfan]

I know of a nice padded place at the Priory in Brookwood that is available this evening for your registration and occupation; a close friend of mine with bipolar checked out......

[dotty.]

It's not always the case but I would check anyway

[boxtops]

Warning: this site can damage your health

[DaisyNonna]

Do you know of an efficient burglar repellent?