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The Builder | 20:24 Mon 21st Nov 2011 | ChatterBank
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I'm putting together an AB Emergency Kit for those out-of-hours times when even Chuck is sleeping. It will be available at the Answerbank shop........ invaluable for those times when no one is on duty.

Contents include:

Key for bleeding radiators
Pass key to all Greggs outlets
Emergency cake
600mg Ibuprofen
Pack of Flounce forms ............ F1,F2, and F3
Case of Montrachet
Ctrl-Alt-Del
RTFM (read the f****** manual
Pies of all nations
Bible translated into Klingon

........... any more ideas?
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the psychic pregnancy test.
20:26 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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a hammer.

don't ask why, just leave one for me :o)
20:27 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Plasters a hair bobbles please.
20:29 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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And ^
20:29 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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a joke book
20:29 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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The Criminal Justice System 'Guidelines for Sentencing Innocent People'...
20:30 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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lots of links to the Daily Wail..
20:31 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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.......... this is all good stuff Campers. Not sure about Sara with a hammer;o(
20:33 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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......... bobbles???

Psychic Pregnancy? ... is that like Tantric, only without leaving your armchair?
20:35 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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the "Im innocent, but the police say otherwise" guide to dummies, better make it hard backed edition.

Oooo oooo and a text speak to proper english guide, perhaps also in hard back.
20:40 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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A copy of the highway code.
20:42 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Hair bobbles - for tying up girl's hair (know for magically disappearing even though hundreds have be brought into the house).
20:42 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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A list of sandwich fillings for people to pick their favourite

A years supply of the watchtower

a link to LOL cats
20:42 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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six-week supply of Daily Mail, perforated for easier recycling
20:44 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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dictionary, so you can safely send MarkRae out into the snow to look for help
20:45 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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lol @ all of you ................... all true though........ "In Beano Veritas" as someone once said.
20:48 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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why can't I have a hammer?

I never get what I ask for :o(
20:50 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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we would definitely need a small gnome standing in the corner.
20:52 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Sara ........ because you have a hammer drill. You're on at least Grade VI Diy now :o)
20:54 Mon 21st Nov 2011
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Vulcan ........ I'm afraid Doc is no longer with us :o(
20:55 Mon 21st Nov 2011

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