Christmas pressie idea.............

The Builder | 19:24 Mon 21st Nov 2011 | ChatterBank

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I'm putting together an AB Emergency Kit for those out-of-hours times when even Chuck is sleeping. It will be available at the Answerbank shop........ invaluable for those times when no one is on duty.

Contents include:

Key for bleeding radiators
Pass key to all Greggs outlets
Emergency cake
600mg Ibuprofen
Pack of Flounce forms ............ F1,F2, and F3
Case of Montrachet
Ctrl-Alt-Del
RTFM (read the f****** manual
Pies of all nations
Bible translated into Klingon

........... any more ideas?

Aaaaaand ... Relax!

Cutting back?

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redcrx

the psychic pregnancy test.

sara3

a hammer.

don't ask why, just leave one for me :o)

sherrardk

Plasters a hair bobbles please.

sherrardk

And ^

vulcan

a joke book

jackthehat

The Criminal Justice System 'Guidelines for Sentencing Innocent People'...

sara3

lots of links to the Daily Wail..

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.......... this is all good stuff Campers. Not sure about Sara with a hammer;o(

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......... bobbles???

Psychic Pregnancy? ... is that like Tantric, only without leaving your armchair?

B00

the "Im innocent, but the police say otherwise" guide to dummies, better make it hard backed edition.

Oooo oooo and a text speak to proper english guide, perhaps also in hard back.

vulcan

A copy of the highway code.

sherrardk

Hair bobbles - for tying up girl's hair (know for magically disappearing even though hundreds have be brought into the house).