Vodka Christmas Cake

[B00]

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now Sugar shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat. ♥

[Psybbo]

Best recipe I've ever seen

[mazie]

LOL... I'm going to try that

Saw this and thought of you B00

http://www.theanswerb.../members/hedgebeater/

[cazzz1975]

LOL

I love the last line!

[B00]

Lol, seen his avatar before mazie, and it did make me go "oooo!"

[mazie]

So suits you B00.....anyway I'm making that cake for Christmas

[cecil39]

have tried a similar recipe except that it had whiskey in it, the birds must have liked it as the path outside was nice and clean, as was the whiskey bottle.

[B00]

If you want to make a second vodka cake, may I suggest you dispense with the last line? Limbs look so much better still attached to you and not dangling from a peed off cats jaws!

;-)

[mazie]

We don't all have giant cats though B00....we only have to put up with a Rag Doll...and she's a pushover (mostly)