Bra size

[magicmick]

Man goes into lady's lingerie shop and asks for a bra for his wife the assistant said what size? he said I have no idea so she said what religion is she ? so now he was really confused what difference does that make? he asks. The girl said there is the Catholic bra that holds up the masses, the Salvation Army bra that lifts the fallen, the Presbytarian bra that keeps them staunch and upright, then the popular Baptis bra that makes a mountain out of a molehill

Then she said don't forget the German bra

Holtz em from floppen

Not done religious type jokes before just got this from friend in Canada, hope it does not cause any offence non intended lol mm

[Sir Alec]

The real German name is Bustenhalten, which is just as funny!

[magicmick]

Those two will be sent to Canada post haste or e-mail haste any more?

[zebo]

Yes, always had a snigger at Bustenhalter, how literal are the Germans, it's abbreviated to Bh, even my German friends found it funny. I loved the bit in Beaches, Otto von Titzlinger invented the Overtheshoulderboulderholder.

[magicmick]

Cheers zebo these are getting better :-)

[dickythecook]

Don't forget the Sheepdog Bra.......... It rounds them up... and points them in the right direction

[dickythecook]

Oh and the german one we knew at school was Ze Upperdeckenschtoppenfloppen

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Didn't cause any offence to me mm. I thought it was hilarious.

[Leonaolive]

Check about Transparent bra with size chart.
https://transparenttrainingbra.com/transparent-training-bra