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Signs
Notice in a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than thirty days will be disposed of.
Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
Sign at the electicity company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!"
Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."
Sign at the electicity company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!"
Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
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