Did You Complain To The Council......?

[CailinDeas]

These are genuine clips from council complaint letters:









My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing on it.

He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
take any more.

It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
knob off.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put
his foot in the hole in his back passage.

And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
fence.

I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped
and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain
filthy.

I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.

Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and
not fit to drink.

Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

The man next door has a large erection in the back garden which is
unsightly and dangerous.

Our kitchen floor is damp. We have 2 children and would like a third so
please send someone round to do something about it.

I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat. Would you please do
something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night

Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
wife. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I
still have no satisfaction.

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get
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[cupid04]

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[marval]

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