Toilet Humour

[marval]

I entered a competition where the 1st prize is a toilet and the last prize is a toilet

I thought to myself I'm in a win loos situation here


Husband: "Every time I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?"

Wife: "I clean the toilet seat!"

Husband: "How does it help?"

Wife: "I use your toothbrush!"


Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm white?
So they can tell if their Coming or Going.