The Bum Smiley

[joggerjayne]

The subject of the Bum Smiley came up last night.

After a few vodkas, obviously.

Just when you think you've got a nicely suntanned bum, someone reminds you that, when bend over, there's a little white crescent between your butt cheeks and the tops of your thighs. Apparently this is called ....

the Bum Smiley

Coz when you bend over, it's like a ...

Yes, well anyway ... obviously it only shows if someone is right behind you when you bend over.

The equivalent white bit under your boobs is called ...

the Boob Moon.

I just thought I'd add this to the rich tapestry of knowledge which can be found here on AnswerBank.

[WELSHYORKIE]

obviously it only shows if someone is right behind you when you bend over.

hmmm doggy then JJ..............

[joggerjayne]

Or playing leap frog.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Amsterdam song:

♫How much is a doggy in the window♫

50 US dollars..... apparently......

[sunny-dave]

What a bunch of (ahem) bottom ...

[Tilly2]

Thank you, jj. That might come up in crosswords one day. It's good to know more things.

[joggerjayne]

Absolutely, Tilly. In fact ...

1 across: The idle person is happy to find a small white bit (3,6)

[scorpiojo]

Lol

[Tilly2]

Good clue that jj. How is it p'***'d?

[Tilly2]

^that should say 'parsed'.

[Peter Pedant]

disgusting do you realise that in Northern Ireland - other thread - this could get you excommunicated and a criminal record ? along with the rest of them ?

[weecalf]

A nus of this talk so early in the morning .

[joggerjayne]

Idle person (BUM) + Happy (SMILEY) = Small white bit ... BUM SMILEY

[weecalf]

What about Sounds like idle television celeb 3&6

[Tilly2]

Do the other one now, jj.

[joggerjayne]

I'm a Voodooist, PP

We don't have excommunication. Just naked sacrifices at midnight.

[berniecuddles]

lol lol JJ is back wonderful xxxxxxx

[joggerjayne]

Ooh, weecalf ... excellent.

I think I have to give you a Best Answer for that.

[joggerjayne]

Wotcha, bernie x

[Tilly2]

I'm trying to do an anagram of bum smiley. I haven't come up with anything yet. I need to sit and think.

[berniecuddles]

missed you,you make me laugh thanksxx i need a laugh at the mo