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Dating Quotes
Our courtship was fast and furious. I was fast and she was furious.
I went out on this blind date. I was hoping for a vision, but she turned out to be a sight.
I was on a date with this really attractive model.
Well, it wasn’t really a date.
We just ate dinner and saw a movie.
Then the plane landed.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two."
A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.
One to cook, one to clean, I think.
It costs a lot of money to date. I took a girl out to dinner the other night. I said, "What’ll you have?" She said, "I guess I’ll have the steak and lobster." I said "Guess again."
I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
A perfect man like him is certainly hard to find.
Tonight, for instance, I had to look in three pubs and a wine bar.
I went out on this blind date. I was hoping for a vision, but she turned out to be a sight.
I was on a date with this really attractive model.
Well, it wasn’t really a date.
We just ate dinner and saw a movie.
Then the plane landed.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two."
A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.
One to cook, one to clean, I think.
It costs a lot of money to date. I took a girl out to dinner the other night. I said, "What’ll you have?" She said, "I guess I’ll have the steak and lobster." I said "Guess again."
I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
A perfect man like him is certainly hard to find.
Tonight, for instance, I had to look in three pubs and a wine bar.
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