What's The Weather?

[marval]

A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain.

Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle.

He stops his car and asks the man if he needs a lift.

“No thanks," says the man. "I’m on my bike.”


A ship’s captain radios a lighthouse keeper.

“Radio reception is very bad. Please spell out your weather report.”

The keeper replies, “W-E-T-H-O-R R-E-P-O-R-T.”

The captain says, "My God, that’s the worst spell of weather I’ve had in a long time.”


A rambler sees an old rustic character standing in a field holding a short length of rope.

“What’s the rope for?” asks the rambler.

“Tis an old country way of telling the weather,” says the rustic.

“And how does it work?” asks the rambler.

“Well, replies the rustic.

“When it swings about, it’s windy. And when it’s wet, it’s raining.”


It’s winter and a garage owner hears a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees a little metal monkey shivering outside.

“‘Excuse me,” says the monkey. “But do you do welding?”

[coffeeboy]

Love the monkey one

[marval]

Glad you liked it

[1ozzy]

That Monkey joke was a tad "brazen'"
But I liked it ;-)

[janbee]

Love them marval xx,