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Celebrating
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It's not news that I'm thick when it comes to anything technical - however, am celebrating with a bottle of red and a large packet of kettle fried chips (I really know how to live) cos I've bought, unpacked, connected and successfully set up my new printer.....and, and and......have just printed off the entire rule book for my sport absolutely perfectly. Genius or what!
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Yep definitely something to celebrate, well done rsvp. Open another bottle.
20:08 Mon 24th Nov 2014
Paul Lambert signs up a new foreign wunder-kid
On the new boy’s first day of training, Lambert picks up a ball and shouts very slowly:
'You get this and kick it at the goal.'
The new super-kid looks a bit bewildered but carries on nonetheless.
The next day at training, exactly the same thing happens.
Paul Lambert stops play, scoops the ball up and shouts - even slower than last time:
'You get this and score a goal.'
Again the young foreign kid looks discombobulated, but carries on.
On the third day, it happens again:
'You get this and score a goal.'
This time, the foreign super-kid finally cracks, so shouts to his new manager:
'Boss, I speak very good English and know what to do!'
Lambert says:
'Not you son, I’m talking to Darren Bent!'
On the new boy’s first day of training, Lambert picks up a ball and shouts very slowly:
'You get this and kick it at the goal.'
The new super-kid looks a bit bewildered but carries on nonetheless.
The next day at training, exactly the same thing happens.
Paul Lambert stops play, scoops the ball up and shouts - even slower than last time:
'You get this and score a goal.'
Again the young foreign kid looks discombobulated, but carries on.
On the third day, it happens again:
'You get this and score a goal.'
This time, the foreign super-kid finally cracks, so shouts to his new manager:
'Boss, I speak very good English and know what to do!'
Lambert says:
'Not you son, I’m talking to Darren Bent!'