Have You Got A Christmas Jumper?

[Tilly2]

I bought one from the market today. Red, with a great big snowman on the front and snowflakes falling all around. Nothing poking out though. I couldn't bare my jumper arriving in a room before I do. It cost me £5.00

Lovely!

Boxing Day dress code sorted! Jumper and black jeans.

[Mamyalynne]

I have a Christmas dress, as has my Daughter and Granddaughter (all different I must add)

[melv16]

Don't have an Xmas jumper, but I do have a pair of silk Xmas boxers
No tat up 'ear, tilly ;-)

[shoota]

Nothing poking out?
Nothing at all?
Not even a little something?
(Or some things....?)

[Tilly2]

I meant a carrotty nose!

[Tilly2]

Silk boxers, Melv? They must be comfortable!

[-SharonA-]

Calm down Tilly :-)

[shoota]

If you had a vegetable proboscis you could pick it and put it in a stew.

[Tilly2]

I'm trying, Sharon.

Silk underpants? Cough, cough.

[tonyav]

Carrotty nose, Yilly !!!!!

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/modanna-bra-funny-christmas-sweaters.jpg

[Tilly2]

I don't have a singular vegetable proboscis, Shoota. No stew!

[-SharonA-]

I know Tilly, the smooth, soft, luxurious feeling.

[Tilly2]

Thanks, Yont. They would make a carrot and coriander soup!

[Tilly2]

Sharon! Stop it!

[tonyav]

Add a couple of parsnips and you could have a stew, Yilly.

[-SharonA-]

Alright then :-(

[Tilly2]

I shall give my jumper an airing at my Dad's care home Christmas Party, tomorrow.
I shall probably overheat, as the temperature in the home is usually 25 degrees and rising. Phew. I need some industrial strength antiperspirant!

[tonyav]

Got a new suit for Christmas, Yilly.
http://trendsylvania.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imageedit_4_8157153114.gif

[Tilly2]

Very nice, Yont. The suit's not bad either.

[tonyav]

It could be silk !!!!!!

[woofgang]

yes I have got a christmas sweater but its too warm to wear it.