Next time you are watching TV, look out for the Lloyds Bank advert where the black horse gallops through various frozen tableaux, starting off with a hospital ward.
The very last shot is of a couple snogging and across the bottom of the screen are the words "we'll be by your side for the next stage."
Pervy or what?
(I know that technically this should be in Adverts, but does anyone ever go in there?)