Inner-Self

[Hymie]

I got in touch with my inner-self today. That’s the last time I buy Tesco value range toilet roll.

[Jackdaw33]

Nice one!

[Togo]

I hope you have only blown your nose on it. :))

[Quoi]

i got a surprise too when i found out the loo roll wasnt very strong!

[Arksided]

Adequately named... 'Fingerthrough'.

[-SharonA-]

Ugh!

[DTCwordfan]

that's the army way, Arksided.

One sheet of toilet paper, punch a hole in the middle and save the disc.

Stick the middle finger up the jacksie and wipe three times, back to front.

Discard.

Take the disc and clean middle finger - esp under the nail.

[Patsy33]

Too much inside information! :-(

[DTCwordfan]

what I thought when I heard it from an ex Blues and Royals, a real bummer.

[Patsy33]

Oohhh! I'm all flushed!

[Arksided]

You're yanking my chain.

[DTCwordfan]

and I thought it was your ballcock.....

[Patsy33]

Have you thought about a bee day...

[Patsy33]

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Oh plop! My spelling has all gone to pot...