Today's Top Tip.

[gness]

If Dave takes you to the theatre in Stamford and charms the Cellar Pub into opening forty five minutes early so you can have a Guinness.....you'll be impressed....

A blissfully music free and interesting pub with a super barman.....so you both settle back to sip Guinness and chat until.......

A dozen or so ladies in low cut Georgian costumes arrive at the bar......Georgian costumes can really hoist the bust especially if one is well endowed........

You'll know when Dave's eyes widen and sparkle that it's not your conversation that's doing it...so....my tip is....

Always sit Dave with his back to the bar...... :-(

[Mamyalynne]

Did he dribble?

[sunny-dave]

I do like a well turned ankle ...

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[gness]

Dribble, Mamya?!.....He drooled and spluttered......... ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Sigh.

[Barmaid]

My home town. Lovely place.

One doesn't dribble in stamford. One salivates surreptitiously..... ;)

[tonyav]

Ohhh was they like those gals out of Pride and prejudice ?.

[fraser]

Why not nothing like nice women in a pub with cleavage!!!!

[sunny-dave]

It was all done in the best possible taste ... with bosoms :)

Quite alarmingly well presented bosoms.

Did I mention the bosoms?

[gness]

It is, Barmaid......and a lovely theatre....x

Oh, don't you start too, Tony!.... :-\

Hi, Fraser...not seen you for a while....all okay?...x

[tonyav]

Dave, was there bosoms ?.

[gness]

Heavings of them, Tony....he's still not recovered... :-)

[tonyav]

Ohhhhhhh yeah.

[albaqwerty]

♪ everybody needs a bosom for a pillow ♪