Beware Of The Dog

[Spicerack]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus
knows you're here."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out, so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching
you."

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler, Jesus." …squawked the parrot

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[marval]

lol

[Tilly2]

That's a golden oldie. Funny though.

[Baldric]

First popped up on here in Sept 2009, I think.

[Spicerack]

Oh dear, looks like I've parroted a previously told joke. I feel macawful now.

[Baldric]

That's Ruff!

[Spicerack]

I'm not too choughed about it myself.

[Tilly2]

What a lark!