Fashion At The Oscars

[Buenchico]

As
(a) I hardly watch any movies ;
(b) I never watch any type of awards ceremonies ; and
(c) my idea of high fashion is to buy the cheapest clothes in Oxfam instead of the cheapest clothes in the Salvation Army shop ;
I'm probably not that well placed to comment on the fashion styles displayed at this years Oscars - but here goes anyway . . . ;-)

Megan Thee Stallion and Rachel Zegler could turn gay men straight in those dresses, as could Emilia Jones!

Timothee Chalamet has forgotten his shirt and Kristen Stewart has forgotten her trousers.

Lupita Nyong'o appears to be in search of a Christmas tree to perch on top of.

Meanwhile, Kodi Smit-McPhee and Daniel Kaluuya are both in search of ice cream cones to seat themselves upon.

Keith Urban clearly lives a vast distance away from any hairdressers.

Will Smith knows how to turn on the style, as does Jason Momoa, and I wanna look as good as Bill Murray does!

Billie Eilish clearly has some insider information about a remake of The Addams Family and is already auditioning for a part ;-)

Your thoughts, anyone?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60896370

[Tilly2]

Serena Williams needed a larger size dress.

[Tilly2]

I must have seen another photo of Serena. I can't find it now.

[Buenchico]

. . . or smaller parts of her body, Tilly2 ;-)

[Smowball]

Love this post!!
Kodi looked like a mint ice lolly, Keith Urban looked like he had a dead rat on his head, the Williams sisters looked, erm interesting……
Olivia Coleman looked classy as ever, Billie Elish looked like a burst bag of liquorice, and Jade Pinkett(Google it) dress was like a bag of spinach!
Jason Momoa, as undeniably good looking as he is, did the usual celebrity ‘if I wear glasses then I look highly intelligent’ trick……..
I could go on and on too…….. lol. But fab post Chris x

[aelmpvw]

Chris Rock forgot his gumshield . . .

[barry1010]

When I read the assault headline I was surprised that the Liverpool comedian was hosting the Oscars. I have never heard of the other Chris Rock

[Buenchico]

I've got to give BA to your post, Smow. I simply can't see anyone bettering it ;-)

[Smowball]

Awwww! Well, I guess you could give BA to yourself by continuining, but would be hard to improvise on your original post(you could give it a go tho! :) : )

[barry1010]

No idea who she is, but Alana Haim looks classy and beautiful in that frock

[Buenchico]

^^^ I've got to agree, Barry, although all those fish scales did leave me wondering if she'd left the tail of her mermaid costume behind ;-)

[Smowball]

I think when Ariana DeBose won Best Supporting Actress it may have been more of a helpful suggestion towards her ‘bra situation’ , rather than her acting lol.

And Jessica Chastain looks like she’s walked into a toilet roll cover…..

[pat2604]

Billie Eilish looked like a stage curtain had been dropped over her from a great height! I wonder how she managed to walk.

Some awful creations!!

Bill Murray looked great!!

[Buenchico]

You get better with every post, Smow ;-)

>>> Billie Eilish looked like a stage curtain had been dropped over her from a great height!

I think that's probably putting it kindly, Lottie ;-)

[david small]

No comment on the grounds that I do not, will not watch or pander to the egonormous, self back patting coterie. define… egonormous. A small creature that has a small brain inside its huge sexual reproductive organs. Oh look, I did comment after all.

[Buenchico]

. . . and you seem to have succeeded in making your point, David ;-)

[Barsel]

The worst one I've seen is British make up artist Julie Vernon who can be seen on this list.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10657767/Oscars-2022-Worst-dressed-stars-revealed.html

[Buenchico]

Aren't make-up artists meant to have an eye for what does, and doesn't, look right, Barsel?

I know that some women can't help having fat legs but wearing clothes that accentuates them doesn't seem to be a particularly good idea to me, especially when paired with bovver boots!

[Barsel]

///Aren't make-up artists meant to have an eye for what does, and doesn't, look right, Barsel?///
Well you would think so Chris, but I do wonder if the majority of them don't even own a full length mirror!.

[Prudie]

Kristen Stewart just looks common and trashy. Also why do so many think exposing large amounts of cleavage and unspectacular breasts is so attractive? Maybe it is attractive?

[Buenchico]

>>> Kristen Stewart just looks common and trashy

Yup. She's perfectly dressed for a nightclub in Romford or Newcastle but not, I think, for the Oscars!


>>> why do so many think exposing large amounts of cleavage and unspectacular breasts is so attractive?

In some cases, I suspect that they're displayed on the basis of "These cost me a fortune to get pumped up with silicone, so I might as well show them off to the world" ;-)