Open Prison

[drmorgans]

"Misconduct in pubic orifice"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgm9e97myrvo

 

[Ken4155]

Looks like she took the word 'open' too literally.

[New Judge]

I  think the misconduct charge should be levelled at whatever idiot thought it was a bright idea to employ a 19 year old girl as a prison officer in a male prison.

Just where do they get these people from?

[nailedit]

Its amost a carbon copy of this case from July

https://www.wandsworthguardian.co.uk/news/24423120.hmp-wandsworth-prison-officer-court-inmate-sex-video/?ref=rss

 

Prison was never like this when I was in 🙄

[barry1010]

The Mail managed to report it much more salaciously

Female prison officer is suspended 'over sex tape videoed with inmate' at scandal-hit jail https://mol.im/a/14229267 via https://dailym.ai/android

[windywillow]

///I  think the misconduct charge should be levelled at whatever idiot thought it was a bright idea to employ a 19 year old girl as a prison officer in a male prison.///

Couldn't agree more, Your Honour. 

[Peter Pedant]

criminal congress

[Peter Pedant]

Curtis Warren did it too. ( The cacky watchman)  - stupid gairl was stupid enough to have sex with him in the slammer

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/aug/27/uk-gangster-curtis-warren-admits-breaches-of-prevention-order

the girl went to prison for a few years

[Cloverjo]

I love how they call it a 'romp'. No one ever uses that word, except for tabloid newspapers. 

[barry1010]

Impossible to romp in romper suits.

I reluctantly believe that prison officers should be older, maybe 25+

[davebro3]

Probably not PC - but shouldn't prisons be single sex, inmates & staff?

[barry1010]

Have you thought about gay prisoners and officers?

[davebro3]

I have - but the incidence would be much reduced.

[davebro3]

I can't recall seeing female warders in the Shawshank Redemption! 🤣

(but there were gays)

[Cloverjo]

I think some men 'become' gay when they're in prison. With the lack of females they have to take their pleasure where they can. 

[nailedit]

//I think some men 'become' gay when they're in prison. With the lack of females they have to take their pleasure where they can//

 

Some men do become 'prison bent' but its not as widespread as people think. During my 4 stays at her maj's pleasure, I never once had to worry about having a shower..

 

[douglas9401]

Gays are single sex, despite lobbying to the contrary.

[Peter Pedant]

I never once had to worry about having a shower..

one of the questions in the Oscar Wilde Trial er 1895 that is!

Sir Edward Clarke ( for it was he) - and THAT stable boy, did you kiss him

The Divine Oscar - oh no he was far too ugly !

and it was downhill all the way after that - with did you kiss hime liberally used. Yes I have read the transcipt

[barry1010]

Same with women.  Some become 'gay for the stay'