Pigeons

[Notajok]

Why do you think that the ginger, freckled girl in the Orange advert doesn't like pigeons

[boognish76]

Because they're rats with wings?

[andy hughes]

Because, as the previous response suggests, a lot of people regard them as winged poo factories. personally, I don't have a problme with them - I'd much raher ban youths with baseball caps who drive �200 cars with �5,000 cars inflincting obscure forgettable dance music on the general public at ear-bleeding volume, at least pigeons are fairly quiet!

[andy hughes]

That should have been '�200 cars with �5,000 stereos' - I got so carried away ranting that my fingers got ahead of my brain.

[ravenhair]

Because they're vile, dirty, smelly, flappy, horrible, ugly things who poo everywhere. I'm with ginger girl on this one.

[bimsey]

Well said TW Im with you on this one.Anyway the ginger one doesnt like anything does she....

[ravenhair]

Ewwwwwwwww, Wildwood, I am offended by your anti-cat comments, but I shall rise above them . . .

[Kelvin]

I like pigeons - in the city centre where I live they have a lot more style and character than most of the people who frequent the place.

[boognish76]

Pigeons are an acknowledged pest. They themselves spread disease, and their droppings are a health hazard and a blight on our buildings and pavements. There's only one good thing you can say about pigeons - they can be quite tasty.

[Kelvin]

Boognish76, the same can be said of the people who frequent our city centre.

[boognish76]

Except for the tasty part, I hope! :o)

[parkhead]

Because they are grey and she wants to be surrounded by the prettier more colourful birds the people there in her ideal world are feeding perhaps?

[xyzzyplugh]

How could you recognise a pigeon as a pest? They all look very similar. Would photographic evidence of one being a pest help? Bats are luckier.. they are protected. Lucky old bats. That fascist Orange bird hates beards too. What would she do with a bearded owl?

[lone gunman]

pigeons have saved lives.ever heard of a homing parrot or a messenger budgie?how about a cockatiel,that could give firemen directions?no it's just because she is a soft girly who doesn't like flappy grey birds

[lone gunman]

oh by the way she don't like beards either,that's cos they give her a rash on her thighs

[Cactus]

I'm sure pigeons aren't too fond of ginger freckled girls, one probably cr*pped on her from a great height. It's a well known fact that pigeons aim for red cars more than any other, so why not red hair? That was a lie by the way. Anyway, men with beards aren't too fond of ginger freckled girls either, so i don't think she'll get a chance to get a rash on her thighs. She probably wouldn't like me very much, i'm a pigeon with a beard...

[flyingmonkey]

the answer to this is quite simple. something has obviously happened in the womans life to make her hate pigious, this could be one of many things, such as, a pigion tried to shoot her, or owes her money, or took her family hostage.