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How do bald people cross the road?

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curiosity | 00:27 Fri 31st Mar 2006 | People & Places
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My 5 year old was telling me about learning the Green Cross code at school "stop,look,listen, and keep looking & listening" she said, followed by "What if you can't see, and you can't hear? how do you cross the road?" I answered that "you could ask someone to help you cross the road". After a short think she replied "What if you can't see, you can't hear. and you can't talk ...and you were bald !...How would you cross the road?"
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They would wear a hat or a wig to hide their baldness and their guidedog would let them know when it's safe to cross.
They would get someone to write on their bald head in big letters 'Please help me' and bow down to shown people when they want to cross the road.

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gessoo a good suggestion. They could have Velcro glued to their head and various messages could be attached after the "Please help me..."
Bald people can't cross roads, thats why they are always on one side of the street
Bald people shouldn't be allowed out to cross roads - they should be made to stay indoors out of sight like the gingers.
lankeela I think you are opening a can of worms here. Anyway, what gingers .. do you mean ginger nuts ??
No, the Ginger Mingers!
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Are you bald by any chance lankeela ? Coz I am Ginger! It's interesting that no matter where you start, it usually ends up with a Gingerist (my turn of phrase) comment, I'm resisting getting started on that one.

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