Some funny ones i remembered

[georgeous]

A Chinese boy runs up to his dad, and yells "DADDY!! DADDY!! I LOVE PING PONG!!"

"Well marry her then son."

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A Jewish boy goes to his dad and says "Daddy, can i borrow 20 pound please?"

"10 pound?!?? what do you want 5 pound for???!"

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There is an all blonde quiz night at a local pub. The question master calls up a blonde from the audience at random and says "Right, I'm gonna ask you one question, just ONE, and if you get it right you will win 500 pound!!"

The blonde excited nods.

"What is...wait for it....2+2!?"

"Ummmmmmm" the blonde thinks before replying "5!"

"I'm afraid thats incorrect but to not spoil the mood ere ill give ya one more chance, again, whats 2+2!?"

The blonde thinks some more before shouting "3!!!!"

"Arghhh, its still incorrect" he sighs. "Look" he says laughing "I really want to give you this money, so ill give you just ONE more chance, but it really is the last one, so here goes....................whats 2+2????"

"Errrrr...errrr.....4!!!!!!!!!"

At this, another blonde from the audience jumps and yells "Oh go on! Give her another chance!"

[mibn2cweus]

georgeous, Do you have a great memory for racist sexist bigoted chauvinistic stereotyping discriminatory prejudiced xenophobic politically incorrect jokes . . .

. . . or are you just another blonde Jewish Chinese girl?

[georgeous]

mibn2cweus, Are you a complete ignorant pathetic lifeless bromidic hypocritical arrogant nob cheese who cannot understand the term "joke" in society today who cannot see they are being insulted by someone who is not remotely any of the words you said and therefore stereotyping me as a racist etc etc just because I have told a few jokes. You dont know me you have no idea of what an idiot youve just made yourself to look. If you dont like these jokes then shut up and dont read them, or read them and then shut up. Its not your business to even ask such things.

.....oh by the way, by looking at your answer, it seems your the only Jewish Chinese girl in here, dont yah think? Haha.

[mibn2cweus]

georgeous, What makes you think I didn't like the jokes?

By the way, how did you know I wasn't a blonde?

[Goldspot]

Ding ding , Round 2 !

[georgeous]

Oh i dunno...maybe it had something to do with typing big words over and over to try and prove a point that made me think you didnt like them instead of some positive and happy reply like most replies on these jokes.

And its obvious your not a blonde...noooo...the words you used are farrrrrr too superior for any mere blonde. You are obviously an arrogant stuckup individual with a sour attitude who has strong opinions about things like this, so please, lets be honest here you got offended.

Sorry but i cant stand replies of this sort. Just do everyone a favour and dont make them. If you want to discuss racism/sexism and other crap then go to a forum where people that care are.

[mibn2cweus]

No stars then?

z�i ji�n & shalom

[georgeous]

I see your kind of lost for words after your first post. Ironic.