Boob Floating

[Champagne]

Flora just made me giggle when she gave an official name to something I do in the bath. It got me thinking about all the other titles i've given, or heard, which describe people or items. Such as;

Eye Candy for Girls - a good looking bloke
Man ***** - a permiscuous man
Under-carriage - your nether regions
Undercrackers - knickers/pants
Squirrel Covers - a small pair of women's knickers
Apple Catchers - a large pair of women's knickers

Any others you can think of?

[mccfluff]

lady garden
muffin tops

[Champagne]

Topiary - bush trimming ;o)

[Skreecheeboy]

F@nny like a wizards sleeve!

[4getmenot]

face fannies - sideburns :-)

[Skreecheeboy]

Don't know if mine counts but i think it's a funny statement!

[Champagne]

No Skreeche, we're not looking for quirky phrases. Alternative names only.

[Champagne]

A permiscuous man was a Man-***** by the way.

[4getmenot]

Check out these

http://fishtank.org.uk/humour/humour.php3?arti cleid=62

But if you want a real laugh buy Viz Dictionary its got my town in it :-)

[Champagne]

D'oh!

Man-W h 0 r e

[mccfluff]

purple headed womb broom - straight out of viz that one, love it and check out the urban dictionary keeps me amused for hours!

[liquidspace]

sorry for being dumb but what name did Flora give to boobs floating?

[liquidspace]

brilliant.

[mccfluff]

i rather liked 'fantastic floating boobs'

chocolate snail trail

[liquidspace]

I think forgetmenot's link has rather killed this thread, there are so many on there to read Ive gone crosseyed!

[4getmenot]

yer well I asked same question before and someone killed that thread by putting a link to Viz dictionary, Its was much better than my link though

[4getmenot]

arm tits. the little bit of fat that pokes out under your armpit when wearing a tight bra

[nutgoneflake]

The name "moobs" for man boobs cracks me up every time!

[ALLO5775]

i call panties no-nees! when my mom was potty training me she would tell me "now angie don't pee in these" and i would say no-nees mommy. to this day i still call them no-nees.

hey wheres that thread about sanity, mabey i need to call the number!