Best ever TV Theme

Gromit | 16:57 Fri 23rd Jan 2009 | News

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We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whatsnames, pictures frames and leather goods,
And Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T., no money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor, we'll cut prices at a stroke,
God bless Hooky Street. Viva Hooky Street. Long live Hooky Street.
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street, Magnifique, Hooky Street, Hooky Street (to fade)

I have always hated the theme to Only Fools and Horses. Now it seems it has won a poll for the best TV theme.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/ 4323163/Only-Fools-and-Horses-theme-tune-voted -best-ever.html

It really is Cr@p, are people deaf?

Could it prove to be a stormy spring even in the UK?

foreign murderers welcomed

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pinkkitty

people obviously are deaf, cos you're right, it's a big pile of rubbish.

Ethel

The Porridge theme tune is my favourite - fabby music

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Ethel

pinkkitty

i always liked the theme tune to Dallas. Though it didnt have any words. Well, except the ones you made up in the playground about J.R. being big and dumb.

LoftyLottie2

'Father Ted' for me. Divine Comedy.

Booldawg

Gromit, how much do you want for the Trevor Francis tracksuit?

ll_billym

Gotta be Miami Vice.

sp1814

Oh for God's sake people - the only truly great theme tunes are these:

2. I Dream Of Jeanie
3. The Pink Panther Show
4. Scooby Doo
5. The Hair Bear Bunch
6. Top Of The Pops (Whole Lotta Love)
7. The Golden Girls
8. Mastermind
9. Man About The House
10. The Banana Splits

You'll notice I've deliberately left out my number one choice - that's because it's so patently obvious...the best theme tune EVER is:

Are You Being Served

I challenge you to disagree. Remember, I'm a leftie - we're always right!