If you were PM???

[Joy11]

What would you include in your manifesto?
I would abolish the TV licence from midnight(well that's what they say when they put stuff up innit?)
I would give every person over 60 free air travel (we could use our passes.lol)
Every kid that leaves school must do a stint in the Army (like Israel, Turkey, Cyprus ect;)

[no-knowledge]

why should my impecably behaved children be made to join the army?

[ummmm]

I would ban chewing gum.

[sqad617]

So they could teach their father to spell.

[LoudAndProud]

are you from israel, turkey, cyprus? and why exactly should we be sending our peace loving kids to learn how to use weapons and learn the "art" of war exactly?

[Joy11]

Don't care if they impecably behaved NK, they would have to do there stint along with the others, yes, banning chewing gums a good one (from midnight tho')

[Gormless]

LoudAndProud - do you live in Britain?

It is the "art" of warfare, and the ability of a country to know when peace-loving becomes pi$$-take that means that you are able to live in freedom. It won't last more than about another 100 years, thanks to unrealistics like you.

Flowers, peace Man.

[sqad617]

Joy, my darling....which station? Have been waiting 5hours now !!!!!

Manifesto? off the top of my head:
1) Mandatory sterilisation of all women after 2nd birth.
2) Two year National Service (I pity the Armed Forces though
3) Abolish MP's expenses, but double their salary.
4) Legalise Brothels.
5) Abolish NHS Direct (Total waste of tax payers money)

Give me time for further thought (Cus I want to go to the toilet LOL LOL)

[no-knowledge]

impeccably
sorry sqad but i was not aware that is what the army is about.
are they in Iraq teaching them to spell then?

[Joy11]

No Loud, I'm a Geordie...does that count???
by doing their two years in the army, but it must be here and not sent off anywhere!! they would learn a trade, learn to drive properly, learn discipline and respect,,,by the way Loud the others might not allow me to pass this into my manifesto y'know!!!!
lol at the seriousness of it!

[curvybird]

That's an easy one, I would bring back hanging for anyone that whistles in public, especially that old man warbly tuneless crap. I get all hot and panicky when I hear it, I have to get off a bus if anyones doin it. Why, ja think ?

[ummmm]

Why would you sterilise women after two children sqad?

[no-knowledge]

well i'm not voting for Joy.

who wants my vote?
any better ideas out there?
or any out there ideas?

[Gormless]

What about people who eat crisps and apples and slurp tea at work?

[craft1948]

hang 'em...

[Joy11]

had yer chance sqad, you didn't turn up at Newcastles Central Station so I bunked off with another bloke who was standing under the clock, he was boring so I came back to Mr Joy and my little 'ole laptop he-he
by the way Mr Joy can't recall WC Capp but said he had a one called Wing Commander Bas'tard....true!

[sqad617]

noKno.....oh! yes...they teach them to read and right and then use them as canon fodder on the basis that the MAY survive.

[bigmamma]

Hi Joy hun , I would say free tv for all , and free water except for great excess rates . Those just for a start .......