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[Pazza]

If I ruled the world... there'd be no sad goodbyes at the airport, no tears, just lots of 'Hi, how are you?' and "You'll never guess what!'... So... no goodbyes, just hellos, all over the world!
ARGH! This radio ad drives me absolutelyblimeycrikey BONKERS! I loathe the poor, undeserving-of-my-wrath Aussie girl who speaks these lines.

Completely nonsensical: so we're at Heathrow, seeing off a loved one to sunnier climes or somesuch, and just as they go through the departure gate we're shrieking; "Hi how are you?" "You'll never guess what!"
Or does she mean there'll only be arrivals at airports??? So with no points of sad and gloomy departure, where are these overly-perky passengers magically coming from? Hmm? HMMM? Answer me that , Kylie-Chanelle!!!

Oooh my head hurts