out of the mouths of babes
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery
store. As he waited, he was approached by a man called Terry who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a
coupla blocks and turn to your right."
Terry thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new vicar in the village.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get
to Heaven."
The little boy replied without hesitating "Oh, come on... You don't
even know the way to the Post Office, you w@nker"