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" It's like sitting on a razorblade"
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Yes, I also think it was Yellow Pages. The dad mentally tortures the boy, dismissing the bike as being substandard, including the "And look at that saddle - be like sitting on a razor blade!" remark, then hands him back the brochure and saying "Maybe next year, eh, son?" - at which the boy slinks off, eyes cast down, trying not to cry. Then on the morning of his birthday the dad peeps through the curtains at the lad getting on his brand new bike, ducking back as the boy looks up (the boy gives a knowing little smile), then as he rides off, the dad says "I were right about that saddle!"
These days the boy would probably be found swinging from the light fitting, having been wracked with depression at not getting what he wanted. Or else, he'd sue his dad for emotional damage.
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