You won the Euromillions last night.

[NoMercy]

Okay, okay... I know it didn't get won, but just pretend.

You won and you are going to buy gifts for your fellow abers.... what are you going to buy and for whom?

I'd buy Bobjugs his own A-Team Van.

A lifetime's supply of Stinking Bishop for Fluffy.

The snazziest set of Golf Clubs for Cazzz.

A popcorn maker for JJ.

An indulgent Spa holiday for Salla.

Craft? Easy.... Gin !

Butchy... the biggest Jumbone that Pedigree make.

Factor 3,000,000 Suncream for Melanoma Mick (Talbot)

A giant Aubergine plantation for Snags.

A one way ticket back to Saturn for ******** :-)

Oh, and I'd buy a private island somewhere tropical so that all abers could have free holidays for evermore.

[NoMercy]

Surely you'd want to be in a position where you didn't require Alka Seltzer?

[NoMercy]

If that's what you want, Wyz.

[Jemisa]

Could you buy a Jumbo-Jet too only if I was to go on holiday to that tropical Island I wouldn't be able to afford the air fare. Oh, and some nice cabin crew to assist our needs. (Where do I book?)

jem

[NoMercy]

Certainly, jem. With that amount of money, a Lear Jet would be top of my list.

[horseshoes]

Please will you buy me the empty department store on my High Street and then I could open up an Emporium of little units.

[ummmm]

Can you give me enough to send my kids to boarding school please?

[NoMercy]

Certainly guys, but you're all missing the point. What would YOU buy for your fellow abers if you'd won last nights biggie?

[ummmm]

I'd buy China and Snags a pig farm with a substantial vegetable plot so they can have boiled bacon and cabbage everyday...

I'd buy Molly a car :-)

Keyplus...some sense (that won't come cheap)

Sqad...A willy enlatgement :-)

Nose Hair....some nose hair trimmers...

Inacoma....anything he wanted (unless it's going to cause me pain ;-)..)

[NoMercy]

Why thank you, Butchy. Woof you. :-)

[horseshoes]

Thank you Butch.

[jno]

careful, ummmm... with at least one of those donations you are going to end up with a long list of threads dicussing which way to turn at the next corner, left or right, plus a few about which lane is best.

[China Doll]

You're all heart ummmm!

[ummmm]

jno and China...lol.

[mollykins]

What car ummmm? what would your budget be?

I'd send all the ladies to a spa.

To Butch I'd give the biggest and juices bone i could find.

[mollykins]

oi juno!!!

[RATTER15]

I want a present!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(

[China Doll]

I'd buy daffy those shoes I told her about as I'm scared her partner may hunt me down and kill me for suggesting them!

I'd probably just send the rest of you a postcard.... ;0)