the things children say!

[nannybooby]

Our small grand daughter(aged 4), gave us an xmas card she had coloured in by herself of Father Xmas and his elf- she informed me that the elf was called Grot ! And she had added a small dog having a pee ,which she said was Winston( our little yorkie) ,every time we look at it we laugh.

It remindedme of her mum at the same age , who one morning was having a row with her dad over the breakfast table , there she was standing on a chair her face inches from his and he says to her "Who's the boss in this house?"
She drew herself up straight and with a toss of her curls said "God and Jesus" got down off the chair and marched of into the playroom.
He sat there stunned then turn to me and said well that told me didnt it!

Do you have any similar experiences ?

[lcg]

unfortunately, quite a few and usually in public. my worst one was at the dr's surgery. i had been the week before and taken a cosmopolitan home to read (but brought it back the next time i went!) as there was a really interesting article in it. when my name was called to go in, my son dashed over to the magazines, picked one up and chased after saying (rather loudly) 'are you going to nick this one today, mummy?'. i could have just curled up and died on the spot x

[andrew1707]

I remember years ago seeing a small boy at the tills in the M & S food section having a argument with his mum over sweets.

His mum had told him that he was not getting any sweets and he was screaming at her that he wanted some.

The little boy went very quiet and then said in a calm voice "If you don't buy me some sweeties I'll tell everyone that I saw you kissing daddies willy".
The mother turned bright red, dropped the basket and ran out of the shop.

[rowanwitch]

*Chortlesplutters*

[missprim]

So many to tell but in the supermarket recently a little girl with her Mum and Nanna who seemed to have gone missing.
Mum said 'Oh I wonder where Nanna is now?'
Little girl repled with a sigh
'I don't know, she's worse than a child!'
Made me laugh out loud.

[firewatch]

ha ha ha these are classic!!! super funny making me smile from ear to ear.

[Vicasso]

'It shows you how they see things at times.'

Yes :-)
After the first few days at infant school, I asked
'Anything happen at school today?'
Him....'Yes, a man came to mend the piano'
'It was broken?'
Him....'Yes, some of the dinging stripes were stuck down'

[China Doll]

My mum asked my youngest sister how many (baked) beans she wanted with her dinner and quick as a flash my sister (who was quite young at the time) replied 'oh, just one or two' with a big smile on her face.... I pointed out to mum that it was a poorly phrased question but she seemed upset to find out that sarcasm is a genetic thing in our family.

[Ann]

Heard a good story about an elderly couple who were putting up their Christmas decorations - husband had set up the Nativity Scene but some figures were missing. Little granddaughter came round with her parents and asked where Grandpa was - Grandma replied "Oh he's up in the loft, looking for Jesus"