A Cat Prayer (adapted by theApotheosic Bard)
Although I am too proud to beg,
And may appear to be a very independent creature,
I ask for Prudie's loving care and attention.
I rely on Prudie for my well being much more than you may realise.
This I promise you, my benefactor, that I will not be a burden on you
Nor will I demand more of you than you care to give,
Even if it is more than four hundred and fifty quid
I will be a quiet peaceful island of serenity for you, Prudie, to gaze upon;
A soft soothing body to caress,
And I shall purr with pleasure to rest your weary ears.
Since I am a gourmet who appreciates different taste sensations,
I know you give me a variety of nutritious foods and fresh water daily.
You know dear friend, how I love to go.
Allow me, I pray, a warm sheltered place
Where I can rest peacefully and feel secure.
If, like now, I am wounded in battle or suffering from disease,
Please tend me gently, and see that I am treated
By loving and competent hands.
Please protect me from the inhuman humans
Who would hurt and torture me for their own amusement.
I am accustomed to Prudie's gentle touch and am not always suspicious
Nor swift enough to avoid such malicious acts.
Now in my later years when my senses fail me
And my infirmities could become too great to bear,
Allow me the comfort and dignity that I desire for my closing days
And help me gently in my pain or passing.
Hear this prayer, my dear Prudie, my fate depends on you.