Signs for all

[starone]

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[wildwood]

The //In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" // does it for me.

[Ann]

Very good Starbuck - have saved for further use, thanks! :)

[marval]

I love these Star, how about this one.

On the door of a plastic surgeon’s office: We can help you pick your nose!”

[tenrec]

Brightened up my day!

[vulcan42]

Drove past a church that was having a new roof put on, on the security fence was a sign that said Trespassers will be forgiven. There's also the one where an optician was having a new building erected and the notice said This is a site for sore eyes.