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Keep it going, people ! Only one so far, but thenry's idea reminds me of my Irish mother. She took a kitten from the farm,as a house cat. "What are you going call her?", said I. " 'Cat', of course; I've only the one" A while later, Cat had kittens. My mother kept one. "What are you going to call her?" I asked, safe in the thought "Aha! She now has two! Get out of that!". "'Kitten'",she replied, "I've only got the one".
And Cat lived to about twenty, by which time my mother was yelling "Kitten!" to be greeted by a very long wait and the oldest kitten you ever saw, tottering in, wanting only for a Zimmer grame