Chicken Farmer?

[starone]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes...

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,"
What's your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

[frugalfred]

That's an awful lot of clucks in one year!

[Quoi]

lol fred - especially as they may have all 'crowed' regularly

[robert551069]

Good one, Starone. I've passed it on.

[excelsior-1]

that's finger licking good

[marval]

lol