Visitor rang her husband to get a contact number for somebody she wants to visit here in NI. A few minutes later husband rang - my visitor goes "yes me dear and what is the number and proceeds to write it down" "oh thank you m'luv - bye". A few minutes hubby rings again I have just given you Connemmara's number. Had to laugh at that.
My Oz nephew is visiting (think sis is fed up with him). He has turned out my kitchen, 3bin bags full of OOdate pickles/tins/sauces/treacle/pnut butter etc etc. China all bleached-lol, cooking pots scrubbed. Cupboards bleached. 4 bin bags he better clear quick else I'll retrieve it all. He's gadcinated with whistling kettle - to go to Oz. Gold still blaring from radio. Maybe he will paint my kitchen ;)