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[DTCwordfan]

And what are you having for supper?

The International à la carte for the DTC household is, yes, Roasted knickers and tea towels served with a sock soup.

I have just opened the Aga to slide in the supper and found a rectangular metal bowl full of the said items. This may even top the Roasted Dog and Cat food, served à la mode in their unopened cans.

And, Lady J, I know I came up with Sainsbury's 'Longue Dog' to your wine challenge for the pet food meal but I'm a little stumped at the moment for tonight's offering.

Any inspiration from out there in AB land?

[tonyav]

Bloody hell, DT. Has the tumble dryer broken down ?.

[Mamyalynne]

Some nice gravy may help.

[DTCwordfan]

How long it has been there is a very good question; it's not charred and now sitting on top of the Aga cooling. To add to the woes, there's a water leak out there, having received a £600 plus bill - fortunately, I have put in a HomeServe insurance policy and I must say the folk on the front line were excellent. Will have a call by 10 tomorrow about coming out and fixing it.

[tonyav]

Where is the water leak, DT ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Between the water meter and the house, a distance of about 50 metres, tony. Turned the stop cock off and the meter is still turning - 70 points in the last 10 days! 325m3 of water used in the last quarter....

[Peaspeculiars]

Oh dear DT, will you be serving the underwear soup with bloomers or baps?
Hope the leak gets sorted soon, grab yourself a nice glass of red and stick everything in the washer (if salvageable) xx

[Tilly2]

Oh, more upheaval!

[ChillDoubt]

The International à la carte for the DTC household is, yes, Roasted knickers and tea towels served with a sock soup.
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I once met a dyslexic prostitute online.

She offered to cook my socks for £40 quid......







I'm here all week.

[tonyav]

Homeserve will fix it tomorrow I'm sure, DT. Will the water company amend your bill ?.

[DTCwordfan]

very good chill, thanks gals....x

[DTCwordfan]

I believe so, they did last time...that was over 2k's worth.

[Tilly2]

I can understand your Mother wanting to warm up her knickers and socks. It's getting to be a bit chilly in the mornings.

[Psybbo]

I'm glad it's not your oil, DTC x

[Svejk]

It has to be Bubbly with that hot-pot, DT.

[joggerjayne]

An AGA

How very civilised.

[Tilly2]

We've had several Aga Sagas from DTC, jj.

[DTCwordfan]

50 years old, JJ, and still working well, used for an awful lot of the cooking, braised underwear too.....

[Svejk]

And then Arack to dry them on.

[DTCwordfan]

Definitely, svejk, one of those torture racks on ropes.....

[Tilly2]

You don't mean that, DTC.