And here was me thinking the MoD had issued you with....How To Scare the Living Daylights out of Two Irish Women Living in a Shrubbery....
First: Take one ladder.................
Or if what you really wanted was a shower from a medic Psybs has her Brownie First Aid Badge, I think......
You really, really worried us, Baldric.....so happy you're home, cheeky as ever and on the mend....and being so well looked after.....
Onwards and upwards now...(but not on the ladder, please).....and love to your two special ladies....and Roger...
Hugs, Gx