Wheres God when u need him????

[manic-mother]

A devout christian was walking along a cliff top with his dog when some of the cliff top gave way. As the man was falling he prayed to god that he would spare his life. The dog stood barking down at him as a helicopter came by shouting for him to grab a a rope ladder that had been thrown to him , but the man stood his ground and shouted back " NO GOD WILL COME THROUGH FOR ME" , so the chopper went away , a short while later a speedboat started buzzing around at the bottom of the cliff encouraging him to let go and fall in the water for them to rescue him but again he shouted "GOD BLESS YOU BUT NO THANKYOU GOD WILL SAVE ME" and with that off they went. After a couple of hours of the mans praying for the lords help the cliff gave way and the man crashed to the bttom of the cliff DEAD ............ When in heaven the man questioned why god had let him die when he prayed so hard to live , so god replied ....." I SENT A BLOODY HELICOPTER AND A SPEEDBOAT WHAT MORE DID YOU WANT FROM ME"

[fairkatrina]

that's rubbish

[logic]

some people can't see the funny side of anythig, it was great.