ChatterBank0 min ago
dogs, don't just love 'em?
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Why dogs are better than women
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take your stuff.
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Pah, as much as I prefer dogs to most people, I feel I haveta stand up for my fellow sisterhood 'ere.
1- dogs wont do your laundry- which involves beating balled up socks against a wall before you put them in the washer.
2- dog's won't run to Boot's for your medicine when you've got man flu.
3- dogs wont run you to casualty when you've had yet another DIY disaster.
4- Dogs wont politely laugh at the joke they've heard 1000 times before.
5- Dog's wont act as your personal PA or secretary when an important call has to be made, usually to somewhere official.
1- dogs wont do your laundry- which involves beating balled up socks against a wall before you put them in the washer.
2- dog's won't run to Boot's for your medicine when you've got man flu.
3- dogs wont run you to casualty when you've had yet another DIY disaster.
4- Dogs wont politely laugh at the joke they've heard 1000 times before.
5- Dog's wont act as your personal PA or secretary when an important call has to be made, usually to somewhere official.
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