hello

[lungsfriend]

i dont know how to tell you this but my friend lung died last night. Basically her eye popped out. She couldnt get it back in so she cut the optical chord. Then the bleeding must of been so bad that she stuffed her eye cavity full of her own faeces in a bid to stop it bleeding. I found her this morning. She was blue in colour, covered in a mixture of broken glass, faeces and blood. Her face had been badly burned. But by her right hand there was something she managed to scrawl with her excrement. I dont really know what it means. But it was a vague outline of a heart and in the middle there was written 'lung 4 leg' . The doctor said she died of a heart attack and severe lonelynes and infection. Who is leg?

[whiffey]

I had to go and cut down the cherry tree to get over my convulsive laughter, you are a natch, Peter Cook lived in vain.

p.s. what is "optical chord" ?

I wish you'd do your homework.

[missprim]

So pleased to hear lung cancer has died, any chance you may have a terminal illness too?

[Sir Alec]

Insult to Peter Cook!

[cazzz1975]

was there a discarded ear anywhere?

[dustypuss]

did she leave a will

[randyraven]

Can anyone help me name the fetish that this guy is into.
All he's posts involve ...
excrement.....
blood....
and death.

lung cancer ....If your this far into Sh*t ....would you lime me to post you a bag of mine maybe ?

[randyraven]

Can anyone help me name the fetish that this guy is into.
All he's posts involve ...
excrement.....
blood....
and death.

lung cancer ....If your this far into Sh*t ....would you like me to post you a bag of mine maybe ?

[joggerjayne]

randyraven

You reposted your whole post just for the sake of correcting one letter?

Now that's what I call "attention to detail".

[MrLee-Gend]

I am legend


i dont know the meaning of the dying messaage .can anyone help?